Well, my stupid, sorry, parasitic sacks of entrails… a new episode awaits your listening pleasure. 

Clear out the wax in your ears and use it to curl your moustache, because this week, we're talking about Steven Spielberg’s version of Peter flockin’ flyin’ Pan - Hook (1991)!

Peter Pan was a big deal to me. After having been to see the play, I rolled up paper and stuck it down the back of my shirt to emulate the wires the actors flew on and I ran around the house like that, flying and fighting Captain Hook.  You can imagine my surpise when the men came to take me away.  But I've been back for two weeks now and have never felt better.

But digression is a mortal sin, and I do digress.

Blah blah steamboat pickle schnozz on a pile of poo.

What follows is two hours long.  Yes, two.  Not one, not one and a half.  Two.  

My advice?  Strap in.  But get your enema first.

We have some preliminary discussions about the re-release of Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace on it's 25th anniversary and sex, two uneasy bedfellows.  

Our quiz this week was sponsored by Hyperbollick Bollix and is a collossal waste of time and resources, so enjoy that.  Si sure did!

And of course, our awfully big adventure with Robin Williams, Dustin Hoffman and Julia Roberts, whose feet remain clean almost throughout (damn that inkpad) and all of whom are upstaged by a red mohawk.

Now, I want you to bend your heads ever so slightly.  A little more...that's it.  And brace yourselves listeners, because this...is really going to hurt...

MUSIC TRACKS

Modern Funk Groove by StudioEtude.

Feel The 80s by Nuclearmetal.

Adventure Battle Victory Ident by MPAudioSolutions.

Job Done Comedy Logo by FlossieWood

Jazz Jingle Logo by RedOctopus.